CBS to Charlie Sheen: “You’re FIRED!”

13 May

 

Nice going Charlie Sheen. You managed to get yourself fired from the cushiest and highest paid acting gig in the history of television. Today Charlie Sheen was fired from the hit comedy series “Two and a Half Men”. He’s being replaced by all around well liked and talented industry vet Ashton Kutcher.

Sheen was making close to $2,000,000 per episode. Apparently his angry public campaign against his bosses using multiple media outlets from Twitter to ABC Television backfired.

Who knows what the future holds for Charlie Sheen but get ready for more public tweaks, I mean tweets.

Full story here:

CBS.com

 

 

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Charlie Heading Back to Two and a Half Men?

22 Mar

Rumors are floating about that Charlie Sheen may be headed back to Two and a Half Men.

From NBC News: “Sources close to Sheen are saying that CBS had offered the actor back his job on the hit comedy “Two and A Half Men,” but there was no deal yet.

Charlie Sheen was fired from the show on March 7.

His wild public media campaign against his former bosses at Warner Bros and CBS became second page news once the Japanese catastrophe and Libyan invasion started.

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Charlie Sheen Goes On Tour

22 Mar

Charlie Sheen is taking it on the road. Exactly WHAT he’s taking, nobody knows for sure. He’s added new dates to his tour.
Two shows are currently sold out.

It appears people are taking to listening to Charlie for the same reason Howard Sterns audiences used to listen to him: “To see what he’s gonna say next”.

Here’s the schedule so far:

02 April, 2011 Fox Theatre Detroit Detroit MI Sold Out
03 April, 2011 The Chicago Theatre Chicago IL Sold Out
05 April, 2011 Playhouse Square Center Cleveland OH
06 April, 2011 Palace Columbus OH
08 April, 2011 Radio City Music Hall New York
09 April, 2011 Oakdale Theater Wallingford CT
10 April, 2011 Radio City Music Hall New York
12 April, 2011 Agganis Arena Boston MA
14 April, 2011 Massey Hall Toronto ON CA
16 April, 2011 Trump Taj Mahal – Marc G Etess Arena Atlantic City NJ
19 April, 2011 DAR Consitution Hall Washington DC
21 April, 2011 Fox Theater Atlanta GA
22 April, 2011 St. Pete Times Union Tampa Bay FL
23 April, 2011 BankAtlantic Center Ft. Lauderdale FL
26 April, 2011 Verizon Wirless Theatre Houston TX
27 April, 2011 American Airlines Center Dallas TX
28 April, 2011 Wells Fargo Theatre Denver CO
30 April, 2011 Nob Hill Masonic Auditorium San Francisco
02 May, 2011 Rogers Arena Vancouver BC
03 May, 2011 Comcast Arena Seattle WA

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“Charlie Sheen Found Dead” Virus spreads on Facebook

12 Mar

There’s no conclusive proof that Charlie Sheen is completely sane but he is definitely not dead. There is a virus spreading on Facebook with the headline pronouncing “Charlie Sheen Found Dead at his House” or some other similar wording. The virus is spread by clicking on the link which will then post it to your Facebook wall as “ Likes a Link”. Then YOUR friends will click on the link and so on and so forth. DON’T CLICK ON THE LINK!

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Police Raid Charlie Sheen’s Home

11 Mar

Police are currently conducting an search at Charlie Sheens home. No confirmed word on the exact nature of the raid.
Here’s aerial video shot of Charlie’s house during the search. You can see Charlie and his guests lounging in the backyard.

 

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Dr. Drew Recommends 5150 for Charlie Sheen

10 Mar

Dr. Drew Pinsky has been weighing in on Charlie Sheen and apparently Charlie wants to get in the ring and have a fist fight.
On CNN Tuesday Night Dr Drew described Charlie as being in a state of “Hypomania”, a disorder common after drug use. On Access Hollywood Wednesday night, Dr Drew recommended Charlie be snatched for a 5150 (where the cops can come and take you away against your will). Yikes!

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Charlie Sheen Rants on the Corner

9 Mar

Charlie Sheen’s prepared monologue where he announces his “Unwanted Guest List” which includes the head of CBS Les Moonves whom he refers to as “Less than Goon-ves” and Chuck Lorre who he refers to as “Fuck Boree” He also talks about his powers as a Warlock.

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Charlie Sheen’s Phone Call to Agent

9 Mar

Charlie looking disheveled, on the phone with Bob, smoking a cigarette, discussing his Tweeting endorsement deal, talking about facials, butt holes, trolls, Torpedoes of Truth, his poetry book and Apocalypse Me.

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“The Party’s Over”

8 Mar

 

Let me first start this off by saying I’m a fan of Two and Half Men, I like Charlie Sheen and I’ve met Charlie Sheen more than once.

However this whole fiasco which has transpired over the last few weeks is really starting to bother me.

Today Warner Brothers fired Charlie Sheen.

If this was a surprise to  you, maybe you haven’t been paying close enough attention. Maybe you don’t care? Maybe Charlie Sheen can do no wrong for you? Then again maybe you don’t require proof that God exists. Maybe you’re not Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones and the thousands of other people who work on or in relation to this show and depend on it for their livelihoods. Not to mention the millions of fans who love and support the show to the delight of the network, ad reps and others pocketbooks.

There seems to be lots of things that people are  not talking about or  just aren’t noticing.

Number one: Through all of this,  has Charlie Sheen taken even the slightest consideration of the aforementioned co-workers, fans and the like?

It seems to me it’s only about him.  After 8 years of working side by side all these great and talented people , he decides to throw all of them under the bus? Fellow actor Angus T. Jones makes $300,000 per episode. Does Charlie give a flying F bomb about Angus? How about all the other actors who make guest appearances on the show or would be making their first appearance and hoping to get their big break? Does Charlie Sheen care about any of these hard working people?

Charlie Sheen makes almost 2 Million per episode. He is the highest paid actor on TV. I believe he also has millions in store from syndication – and he’s complaining about his job. Has Charlie seen the news in the last 2 years? Millions of people in the country are out of work. Is it just me or is it insulting to hear this guy complaining about his bosses and whining about being underpaid?

Speaking of his bosses; Chuck Lorre who created and produces the show is an extremely talented and funny writer. He along with so many other people who create the content of  “Men”  every week are responsible for the material which is so funny. Congratulations to Charlie for remembering his  lines and hitting his marks but I’m not sure how he came to the conclusion he was working with “tin cans”.

While I agree that it’s Charlies personal life off screen and he can do whatever he wants, it was his behavior (like so often before) that landed him in the hospital in NYC and California this last few months. He is a public figure. He knows it. It actually doesn’t require a team of Navy Seals to protect you from the media when you’re a partying celebrity. There’s plenty of sex, drugs and rock and roll in Hollywood every year. It’s just done more discreetly. Advice to Charlie: Maybe not hire so many “professionals” only looking to exploit your trysts  for their three minutes of fame.

Drugs. I’m probably going out on a limb here but am I the only person who thinks Charlie Sheen is a meth addict? From his series of interviews this past week it seemed obvious that this once egomaniac  has now become a full blown megalomaniac, maybe from Meth use. Let’s look at some of the symptoms of Meth Addiction:

  • Incessant talking
  • Blaming others
  • False sense of confidence and power
  • Clenching jaw
  • Seldom smile
  • Avoid family and normal friends
  • Abnormally high amounts of energy
  • Paranoia
  • Obsessive perverse sexual behavior
  • Nervous twitching
  • Anxiousness
  • Moodiness
  • Irritability
  • Grinding Teeth
  • Delusions of grandeur
  • Aggressive  behavior

Do you see Charlie Sheen in any of these symptoms? From someone who’s been around a Meth addict  -  I do.

Charlie has  coined a new word for Porn Stars like Bree Olsen (who has done hundreds of hardcore sex scenes). They are now called “Goddesses”. The best thing these Goddesses could do right now is defect from the Sheen entourage and start doing interviews on their own. Let the public know they are worried about Charlie – because I’ll bet they are. I’m sure these girls are deathly afraid of losing their new found lifestyle,  however not only would that be helpful to Charlie but it might even raise the status of Porn Stars in general.

It’s been fascinating to watch the Charlie Sheen show this week. However as entertaining as his Charlie-isms are; “Winning” , “Tiger Blood  etc, the gaunt faced and manic author seemed to unravel and play right into the hands of Warner Brothers / CBS.

Sheens legendary partying and womanizing which has been much glorified by the character of Charlie Harper once had allure and mystique. We could only wonder what it was like to be Charlie . Now we know and the reality isn’t pretty. The party’s over.

 

 

 

 

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Charlie Disses Howard Stern!

6 Mar

Charlie Sheen disses Howard Stern! He was just on Howards show last week. Howard loves Charlie Sheen (maybe not after he hears this).

Charlie Sheen says Howard Stern’s show is “lame and retarded” and all he wants to talk about is “anal and stupidity”

He also says Howard Stern is “fuckin ugly”

Check it out starting around :40 sec into the video!


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